This Sunday is bay to breakers. I live just off the route and am tired of people peeing on my front porch.
The job is simple. Sit outside the house as if it were your own stoop and be a simple deterrent for people to urinate on our steps.
You can read, study, watch the race, whatever.
As long as you remain at your post and politely ask people not to urinate in public on the steps that my kids play on.